Even the best Ben & Jerry’s flavors eventually melt away. Here we lay our dearly de-pinted to rest so we can mourn their chunks and swirls and keep their sweet memories alive.
The Flavor Graveyard is closed in the winter season due to its remote location on property and the hazardous winter terrain.
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2001-2002
Rich milk chocolate cashew Brazil-nut butter ice cream with macadamia nuts covered in white & dark fudge & milk chocolatey swirl.
We won't blame the macadamia
But we were kinda in denial
The Marketplace had spoken:
Mac got aloha'ed off the aisle.
1998-2001
Milk chocolate ice cream & white fudge cows swirled with white chocolate ice cream & dark fudge cows
Where do all the cows go
when heaven gives the word?
This flavor kicked the bucket
when angels took the herd.
1994-2001
Vanilla frozen yogurt with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough
So now we know: our Dough Fro Yo
Just wasn't as greate as expected.
Folks who love Dough as well as Fro Yo
Love 'em separate, not interconnected.
1999-1999
Chocolate Truffle Low Fat Ice Cream swirled with White Chocolate Low Fat Ice Cream.
It's curtains for the
chocolate pair
I ate alone in the comfy chair,
One pint per night it might
have been
But 'twas low fat so it
weren't no sin.
2010-2011
Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Creams with Chocolatey Covered Macadamia Nuts
Nuts about chocolate
Chocolate about nuts
Swirled vanilla with chocolate
Maybe too much?
2011-2012
Chocolate Ice Cream with Coconut Caramel Swirls & a Chocolatey Covered Coconut Caramel Crunch
Chocolate and coconut
Fairtrade, we must add.
A taste sensation, we'd hoped
But it's gone now, so sad.
1995-1998
Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and fudge covered shortbread
A flavour so smashing -
& yet it fouled out:
Strawberries & shortbread -
a love match devout
But sadly it missed
all the fame it deserved,
A bit too much English
put into the serve.
2012-2012
Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookie Pieces, Dark Chocolatey Cows & a Chocolate Fudge Swirl
Cow welfare we felt,
Deserved it's own flavour.
Just a limited batch though,
So a taste memory to savour.
2007-2012
Sweet Custard Ice Cream with a Caramelized Sugar Swirl
Pardon our French,
but we still swear
Our Crème Brulee is
beyond compare,
So it may not be beaucoup
too late to save
Crème Brulee from
beyond the grave.
1979-1991
Chocolate Ice Cream with Pecans, Almonds, Raisins, & Chocolate Chips
Here the brazen
DASTARDLY lies.
Some say that raisin,
Caused its demise.
1996-2001
Swirls of Light Chocolate & Dark Chocolate Sorbet
The Devil took the blame
For all the rich indulgence.
Now watch him fan the flame,
melting puddles of
wicked succulence.
2005-2007
Irish Cream Liqueur Ice Cream with Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies & a Coffee Fudge Swirl
The bottle is empty,
The cup, and the glass.
Mud with irish cream
Was not meant to last.
IT'S BACK!1987-1987
Vanilla with Chocolate Covered Almond, Pecans and Walnuts
A delightful mash,
This flavor we remember
For the stock market crash
On the sixth of November.
1988-1988
Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Almonds
In memory of nuts
And Green Mountain Boys,
Here history shuts
The pint lid on their joys.
2005-2010
Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookie Pieces, Fudge Dinosaurs & a Fudge Swirl
Fudgy dinosaurs galore
Got all dug up til there were no more.
A flavor re-design might be do-able
But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable
1986-1991
Vanilla Ice Cream with Fresh Georgia Peaches
Fresh-picked peaches
trucked from Georgia
Tasted great but couldn't last
'Cuz Georgia's quite a-ways away
& trucks don't go that fast.
1997-1998
Creamy Ricotta and Pistachio Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Cannolis and Roasted Pistachios
Now in front of the pearly gates,
Holy Cannoli sits and waits.
What brought its ruin no one knows,
Must have been the pistachios.
1992-1993
Ginger Ice Cream with a Fudge Swirl
One Potato, two potato,
Sweet Potato Pie,
No one could appreciate it,
So we had to let it die.
1997-1997
Fresh Pear Ice Cream with a hint of Almond and a Light Fudge Swirl
Oh Pear, Oh Pear,
A mixture of mirth
All nannies did weep
When you left of this earth.
1989-1990
Peanut Butter Ice Cream with Peanut Butter Bits and Strawberry Jelly Swirl
An unbeatable duo!
Yet somehow it managed
To flop in a cone,
So we stuck to the sammich.
2000-2000
Caramel Ice Cream with White Fudge-covered Caramel Popcorn, Toffee-coated Peanuts & a Caramel Swirl
Peanuts, Popcorn!
mix 'em in a pot!
Plop 'em in your ice cream!
Well, maybe not.
1996-2001
Swirls of Raspberry-Blackberry & Passion Fruit Sorbet With Other Natural Flavors
We kept the passion going
'til all efforts were in vain.
Now Purple Passion's majesty's
beneath the fruited plain.
1989-1999
Ice Cream with Rainforest Crunch – a cashew and Brazil nut butter crunch
With aching heart & heavy sigh
We bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye.
That nutty brittle from exotic places
Got sticky in between our braces.
2011 Holiday Season Limited Batch
Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum & loaded with fudge-covered rum & malt balls
Born of the classic SNL sketch
The masses rejoiced
while others kvetched.
Fudge-covered rum balls
& malt balls galore!
The double entendre -
too fun to ignore!
This holiday favorite -
with love from Pete Schweddy,
vanished from store shelves
before we were ready.
1989-1990
Plum Ice Cream with a Caramel Swirl
It swirled in our heads,
It danced in our dreams,
It proved not to be though,
The best of ice creams.
1988-1989
Coffee Ice Cream with Amaretto, Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey and Roasted Slivered Almonds
The bottle is empty,
The cup, and the glass.
Mud with Jack Daniels
Was not meant to last.
2004-2006
Chewy Fudge-Swirled Chocolate Chunk Cookies & Vanilla Fudge Chip Ice Cream
The Wich that was,
Was wicked good,
And all was well
For quite a spell.
However it was,
The Wich that was
Was ditched…because.
2001-2002
A nutty mix of chocolate & pistachio ice creams with fudge covered almonds & lightly roasted pistachios
The name was meant to say it all
Without the pompous prose
Was it nuts we chose to say so,
or was it the nuts we chose?
2006-2010
Vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered caramel cashews & a caramel swirl
Slow and Steady wins the race,
Turtle Soup kept up the pace,
You may protest, but we suggest,
Turtle Soup deserves a rest.
1989-1990
Peanut butter ice cream with chocolate chunks
Lost flavor so melted.
Who could have foreseen it?
Perhaps we misspelt it?
Adieu, precious peanut.
2000-2001
Coconut Almond Fudge Chip meets New York Super Fudge Chunk A Swirling Safari of Chocolate Ice Cream & Coconut Ice Cream mixed with White & Dark Chocolatey Chunks, Pecans & Roasted Almonds
The chaos & cacophony
of busy city life
lies peaceful now under a maple tree,
the flavor lost its strife
2006-2008
Coffee liqueur ice cream with chocolate cookie crumb swirl & fudge cows
right, then…is it dead or isn't it?
no it isn't…
yes it is…
no it isn't…
rubbish! you're a loony!
no i'm not…
1993-2001
A caramel & cashew brazil nut ice cream with a chocolate hazelnut fudge swirl & roasted almonds
Just so there's no confusion
We thought we oughtta warn ya:
Wavy Gravy isn't dead -
He lives in California.
No such luck for Wavy's flavor,
But we've been wrong before,
We won't give up the ghost if you won't,
So what're you waiting for?
1986-1996
Coffee Ice Cream with Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
Bid adieu to ol' White Russian,
Our tears, they are a-gushin',
But in our scoop shops,
please don't forget,
Dead it's not, oh no, not nyet.
1992-1993
Blueberry ice cream with Maine blueberry puree and wild Maine blueberries
Wild Maine Blueberry
From the land of the puffin,
Now when we crave you
We turn to the muffin.
